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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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If I could give Angelina one it would be..."

David Beckham today denounced the story that he was to appear in a rauchy pose with Angelina Jolie as "something in the press." It still remains a mystery to Beckham as to how the story got out. He asked his agent who responded with a wink and said "Don't ask".

Beckham continued "She's great. And Brad's great. They are great. Great. But, it is not going to happen. It would be great. but it is great that it isn't happening. To be linked with her in any way is great. I said to Posh 'it's great, isn't it?' and she said 'great'. Which is great. It won't happen. I'm not going to do it because I'm married. She's not going to do it because she's met me. Great."

Meanwhile speculation continues regarding Beckham's secondary career as a footballer. He is currently contracted to LA Galaxy, but he no longer would rule out a return to the English premiership. "To return to the premiership would be great. It's great. England's great."


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