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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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Gibson's fist in The Passion of the Pregnant Pianist

Traditionalist Catholic Mel Gibson insisted that his hands be the hands that drove the nails into the crucified actor playing Jesus in The Passion of the Christ. This same devout religious believer abandoned his wife of thirty years who is also the mother of his seven children all conceived with the help of Vatican roulette.

The flight from fidelity and sacred vows seem to have been occasioned by a certain pregnant Russian pianist who is now the star of Gibson's directorial debut in the genre of music videos. Gibson dressd his mistress with child in a Madonna blonde wig and persuaded her to pose as the target of a circus knife thrower. Gibson in his always personal approach to film making insisted that his hands be the ones that threw the knives at the woman he knocked up.

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