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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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Bleakely's bottom made a brief appearance on Beaver Road

The paparazzi were out in their usual droves as Adrian Honey Chiles putted up to the Christine Bleakley's Bleak House to give her a ride on his put- put. Chiles displayed some second thoughts about his co-stars tinie weenie yet often versatile black dress and heels. After some giggles and shits Bleakely bounded aboard Chiles' rather childish moped and the pair wobbled their way to the studio goggles and hips akimbo.

The voracious fotogs wove in and out of traffic angling for the best catch of Bleakely's snatch and almost killed the film favorites. The next day in the Daily Male a tabloid not even good enough to wrap fish in the catch of the previous day was splayed across the front page with headline:

BLEAKELY'S BEAVER, BE DAMNED, ON BOTTOM STREET!!!

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