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Tuesday, 14 July 2009

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OMG! Tell me Gest ain't seekin custody of the Jackson kids.....

Los Angeles - (New York New York Mess): LAPD investigators on the trail of Michael Jackson's assassins have subpoenaed Liza Minelli's 2003 divorce deposition files.

A sworn statement claims ex-husband David Gest fathered Jordan Chandler, 29, subsequent sperm donor for the conception of Michael Jackson' two elder children Prince Michael I and Paris Katherine.

At her Bel Air home today Ms Minelli said "F**k off slimebag scum before I blast ya in the ass with my Colt.45..." or words to that effect when interviewed.

Chandler meanwhile remains elusively enigmatic in a Sphinx-like way about just how many sperm were actually involved in his exclusive $22 million deal.

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