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Monday, 13 July 2009

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... Federer's got better legs!

Los Angeles - (ReuterUs): ".....so gay he even made Roger Federer look, like, er...virtually heterosexual!"

That's the conclusion of a weekend poll run by iconic celeb rag LA FahHagSlagMag after footage of a 2001 Caesar's Palace Jackson/David Gest/Uri Geller three-way butt-shag waggonwheel hit internet auction site eGay.

Gest, 69, brokered an uneasy truce between the Jackson family and the Bushes after George Junior topped the real Michael Jackson in an ugly Kennebunkport cathouse brawl circa 1986.

His personal $500,000 consultancy fee included introducing Jackson tribute artiste and George Bush Senior bastard 'Timothy' to the Jacksons.

They in turn took the doppelganmger into the famnily fold while trousering Bush's $10 million hush money stolen from the Silverado banking scam run by daftass wack-job embezzler Neil Bush.

Liza Minelli is certifiable.

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