Written by Earl Grey
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Topics: Amy Winehouse

Monday, 13 July 2009

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Shithouse Had Clearly Caught The Sun

The singer Amy Shithouse has returned to the UK after 8 months in the Caribbean. On arrival at Heathrow airport the singer began to cry. A spokesperson said "She was crying because she was so glad to be back in the UK, with her caught case coming up and with a possible divorce from Blake Feeling-Uncivil. Yeah she is so glad to be back."

Shithouse is famous for her drug taking, drinking and violence. Her biggest hit was on a photographer at a party. She has no plans to resume her recording career just yet. It is likely that she will first have a short break in the Caribbean, followed by a further break in the Caribbean.

Asked to comment Shithouse said "Fuck rehab give me the West Indies!" She was then forcibly put in a car and driven from the airport.

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