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Saturday, 11 July 2009

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Hayden hopes you're a fan too, because she's proud of them.

Twenty year old actress and former child star Hayden Panettierre said that she "enjoyed doing the nude scenes in I Love You, Beth Cooper" (her latest movie). The film features scenes of Hayden topless, in her underwear, and a rear shot of her removing her panties and going skinny dipping.

Miss Panettierre's nude photos have already become the second most searched pictures on the internet (after Michael Jackson's nose).

"I don't know what the big deal is about this. Every woman has an ass and a pair of titties. Just because my boobs are young and hot and firm and my ass is cute and tight doesn't give me a stigma or anything. Am I supposed to be upset that I've got cute, pink nipples? I'm proud of them."

"I'm comfortable with my body and don't mind other people getting comfortable too."

When asked what she thought if that comfort meant men and boys masturbating in front of their computers or dvd players or in theatres, Hayden responded by saying "I don't think of them as people jacking off. I think of them as my loyal fans enjoying my performance."

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