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Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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Other writers reportedly angry they didn't think of suggesting the idea first.

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The founder of the San Francisco Onion has noticed that BuckwheatsButt and Chamone are spending a lot of time together lately, nestled together "all warm and snuggly," having spent more than 2 days now at the number 6 and 7 positions respectively, for TheSpoof.com visitors to see every time they click on "see our writers."

"It's so cute - it warms my heart," he observed, adding "But it also turns me on!"

Now, the SFO says he wants a piece of the action.

"If I stopped voting for myself so much every day," he said, grinning, "maybe I could drop down to about 18,000 points or so, and we could... make a sandwich.

"Ham on rye and sourdough," he mused aloud. "Delicious!"

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