Amid the hubbub of Michael Jackson's Funeral Memorial and future internment beneath the Eifel Tower in Paris France, one item of non Jacko news found its' way to the front page. Sarah Palin in the September edition of a popular men's magazine.
"I assure you that it will be very tasteful and well done", said a spokesman during a news conference at his sexy Mansion in Los Angeles.
Details remain but the spread will include Sarah shooting Alaskan wildlife. The main feature will be a DVD of Sarah performing a vivisection on a strapped down Levi Johnston, the kiss and tell daddy of Bristol Palin's baby.
The press release has the shoot on location at the Rod Blogojevich home in Chicago with the former governor as narrator and dressed as "Bob Big Boy".