Written by Ana Ward
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Monday, 6 July 2009

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Ange & Jen - the new power couple

Gossip has been rife recently about Brad & Angelina splitting, but the truth has finally surfaced.

Brad & Angelina are splitting because of the secret meeting between Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston. During their 2 hour brunch, Angelina finally admitted to Jennifer that she was actually quite attracted to her. The pair have met secretly several times over the last month while Ms Jolie was filming her latest movie "Salt". Papparazzi & members of the public saw Ms Jolie & Ms Aniston together & assumed it was part of the movie plot.

The "real" truth is that Ange & Jen are having an affair & Brad is really peeved that he has to remain at home to watch the 6 children instead of cavorting with his two greatest lady loves. Maybe he feels left out?

No more hiding for Ange & Jen & the "hate" rumours give a new meaning to "there is a fine line between love & hate".

Watch this space for the new "couple" - Jolston.

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