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Sunday, 5 July 2009

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Brian May's hair has dropped. The legendary guitarist from rock band Queen has described how he has even considered suicide after waking up the other morning and finding that his famous bouffant mane had lost the ability to stand upright.

From humble flat beginnings, May's hair grew at an alarming rate in the 1970's. When the band played in local venues, May would often receive extra pay from club owners for cleaning the low ceilings with his hairdo.

With Freddie Mecury's bad teeth and May's hair, Queen conquered the music World. It was said that the musical 'Hair' was based on May's early life.

Since the hair catastrophe, May has had to rethink his future direction:

"My entire being was encapsulated in my hair. Maybe its time to quit and devote myself to the further study of the cosmos and continue my scientific studies", he said forlornly.

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