Bea Arthur, brought back through a celebrity seance at Madonna's told the many guests she was sorry she started "all this shit".
"I had no idea that my just giving up and go out looking for a bucket to kick would start an epidemic.
All these young people kicking off. Ed's the only one of my generation and Ed's as boring here as he was down there. Still got that stupid laugh and introduces everyone as "Heeerrreee"s Whatsisass!" He's driving Johnny Carson crazy. He thought he was finally rid of that silly laugh and now it's back.
I can't wait till Larry King gets here. We've all agreed that he's a perfect "best friend" for McMahon. But Larry keeps showing up at the tunnel light and starts kicking and scratching!"
Arthur said she was glad that she looked so nice in her new home and that the wrinkles were all gone and she looks about 30.
She also stated that Michael Jackson has his old face back and seems OK with it.
"UH OH, here comes some more. One looks like a nose..it's Karl Malden! What is it down there, the Famous Flu?