In an amazing turn of events, yet another bizzare individual has thrown his loincloth in the ring in hopes of gaining custody of Michael Jackson's beloved chimp, Bubbles.
Tarzan, world renowned dirty savage, has announced that he would be the perfect guardian for the Michael Jackson's beloved pet Bubbles, the chimp. Why? His lawyers argue that Tarzan likes to sleeps in trees, swings on vines all day, makes a 'to die for' fruit salad, and even attends the occasional awards ceromy with pals Brooke Shields and Webster. Coincidentially, Bubbles also happens to be casually dating Tarzan's own pet chimp, Cheetah.
We recently went for a quick vine swing with Tarzan through the jungle in order to find out more about his hopes of adopting the orphaned monkey boy. Here's what we think he said as we tried to keep up,
"Me like monkey. Monkey good. Me have ice cream. Cheetah like. Monkey friend. Cheetah play Billie Jean on Ipod. Me see man in mirror. Mirror scary."
We had to end the interview with the filthy ape-man prematurely, because our arms were killing us, and he refused to put on deodorant. Based on his sharp, insightful comments, we are willing to bet that Tarzan will emerge as a frontrunner in the ongoing Bubbles adoption saga.