London, UK - The self proclaimed widow of recently deceased legend Michael Jackson, 'The King Of Pop', Ms. Nona Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, says that her mourning period is over and she wants to get on with her life. Her first step in this transition is to marry American Idol wannabe, Adam Lambert.
Said Ms. Paris Lola Ankhesenamun Jackson, "The stress and strain of getting my children back, fighting over the Michael Jackson empire and resolving my dispute with Saudi Prince Al-Waleed bin Talal, is, quite frankly, too much for a single girl to handle. Besides, my father, Khalid Lucifer (Satan The Devil), has his hands tide up, what with the incarceration of his close friend and neighbour, Bernard Madoff. I can't go it alone so I'll have to see what Adam Lambert is doing this weekend. We should be able to arrange a quickie marriage in Vegas on Sunday."
For his part in the matter, Mr. Lambert confirmed to us that, quite frankly, he'd never met the lady, but if she's willing to put up with his bathroom habits, he might give it a go.
Also unknown to Mr. Lambert is that fact that Ms. Jackson claims to be Egyptian. Her Egyptian passport reads 'Princess Zaynab bint Fahd bin Khalid al-Saud' which may mean Mr. Lambert might have to put up with a bit of foreign travel.
"But I don't want to do a lot of foreign travel," Mr. Lambert stated. "I've barely got my career off the ground and now I've been sucked into a right mess of international intrigue that is the remmnants of the Michael Jackson Empire. Somebody help me........pleeeeeease!"
Calls to Simon Cowell went unreturned, however we did hear Paula Abdul snickering in the background.