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Wednesday, 1 July 2009

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it's white but perfectly formed

Michael Jackson's autopsy photos show that the pale-skinned star really was a black man after all. Pathologists measured his member at almost 18 inches long - showcasing that no amount of fucking around with his skin could take away his black roots.

Now, when people talk about Jackson as being a 'massive dick' it can also be a reference to his supremely admirable manhood rather than his being a bit of a spanner.

When irritating nuisance Jamie Foxx announced at a Black Music awards remembrance show the other night that Michael Jackson was "one of us", he may have been referring to the superstars large penis - or then again, he may also have been referencing that both are stupid big-headed bastards.

Jackson's dick will be preserved in formaldehyde and may be auctioned off at the Jackson family's request in the near future.

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