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Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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Jack Concludes The Interview.

This British based team of reporters rushed to LA in an attempt to leap aboard the Michael Jackson is dead story, bandwagon, controversy, and all the rest of it.

At the LA County Coroner's Office, or, more accurately, outside it because they wouldn't let us in, we met up with a guy named Jack.

Jack, who is in his sixties and most likely an alcoholic, or worse, was dressed in rags and carrying a bottle wrapped in a brown paper bag. He did, however appear to know everything about everything. He told us:

"That Jackson boy had worms. Ringworms, tapeworms, roundworms, it don't make no difference. It don't matter what nobody else says. Boy had worms I tell ya. That's the truth. How else would you explain that goddamned child mo-lester being so damn skinny?"

Jack then wandered off with his shopping cart howling at the sky.

More Jack related japery as we get it.

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