Intergalactic planetary explorers from another dimension have issued an ultimatum to Michael Jackson's family: "Give him back to us or face the consequences".
Jackson was abandoned on Earth in 1958 during an aborted takeover by the Alien creatures. The infant child was taken in by Joe Jackson and his wife Katherine who immediately began to notice his incredible gifts.
"The ground was too rocky and the alien creatures could never land", said Katherine today, "that's why Michael named the ranch Neverland".
"The child was special", reminisced Katherine, "he could moonwalk!".
The family whipped/beat/choked/punched the rest of their family into performing shape with Michael as the leader, and instant chart success followed and continued for decades.
But Michael was not 'normal'.
As he aged his appearance began to alter radically until he eventually transformed into the misshapen freak show he eventually became infamous for.
"The high-pitched voice, the sleeping with kids, the mounting up massive debts were all trademarks of the Alien race", said his mother, "it wasn't his fault!".
Jackson's body must be beamed up to the mother ship or else the Earth itself must suffer the consequences.