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Tuesday, 30 June 2009

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Miley Cyrus In A Few More Years

Hollywood CA-- Teen pop-star Miley Cyrus confided to friends she could be "following in the footsteps of Michael Jackson to an early grave." Miley has told friends that she never really had a childhood, just like Michael and that she's "developed strange compulsions and desires."

Miley has a strange desire to darken her skin. She sunbathes every day, but never seems dark enough. She is also planning to get facial surgery when she turns eighteen. The beautiful young woman says she will have her nose widened and her lips thickened. She plans to look like an African-American man by the time she's twenty!

Miley's parents are becoming very concerned for their daughter. She has very young African-American girls over every night for 'sleepovers' and she doesn't seem interested in boys at all. Miley also spends many hours a day trying to talk with a deep, basso prof-undo speaking voice.

Miley seems resigned to her fate. Friends state she recently recorded a new album called 'Killer' and is looking forward to touring cities this Fall where there are "lots and lots of little African-American girls to play with!"

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