Promoters have announced their intention to hold a special 50-date 'Farewell Tour' in London where fans can come and watch their idol Michael Jackson's funeral.
A spectacular spectacle has been planned with fireworks, smoke machines and all the other shitty effects that were left over after this years 'Britain's Got Talent' final.
Special refrigeration units have been flown in especially from Canada so that the stars decaying body doesn't smell too bad or simply fall to pieces in a steaming mess of slime.
Strings will be tied to the hands and feet of Jackson, and puppeteers from the hit television show Noddy will make Jackson 'come alive before your very eyes', boast promoters AEG.
A host of Z-list nobodies have been lined up to come on stage and do random shit such as sing Jackson songs, talk about dolphins and dress up like children and run about merrily.
Jimmy Saville - a close friend of Michael's and a bit of a weirdo himself - said the idea was 'brilliant' and got his full backing.