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Monday, 29 June 2009

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Michael Jackson In Vegas

Las Vegas was in a stir Sunday night when Michael Jackson was spotted at Caesar's Palace and went fleeing from fans,

"He's not dead!"

"There he is, he's not dead. Michael Jackson is alive!"

Next he was seen near the Bellagio where a lady fainted when she saw him getting into a Limo and an ambulance had to be called, although it turns out that she is OK.

"It was such a shock! I am a big Michael Jackson fan and he's supposed to be dead and THERE HE WAS!"

However, the Las Vegas 11:00PM News brought a little sanity back to the situation, especially as Michael Jackson had reportedly just been spotted at the Mandalay Bay.

"There was hysteria in the streets of Las Vegas today as several people say they saw Michael Jackson at several different locations in our city. One lady passed out and was taken to a hospital but is now doing fine. Two other people were slightly injured as a mob ran toward "Michael Jackson!"

"Please listen closely. The Michael Jackson everyone is seeing are performers coming to the strip to audition as the first of what will probably be dozens of Michael Jackson impersonators!"

"Just like all these years with Elvis, there will be a big demand for impersonators and these people are hurrying here to audition at the Hotels and Casinos. They are NOT Michael Jackson."

"OK, we just had another spotting so please, you who are watching this news report or when you pick up tomorrow's newspaper, these are Michael Jackson impersonators!"

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