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Sunday, 28 June 2009

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Not Much Left Of Michael Now

Los Angeles CA-- The Jackson Family is demanding a third autopsy on Michael. They believe Michael tried to 'take it with him' and that he could have diamonds and other jewels inside his body. The Family wants every cent it can get, and they could care less about Michael's remains.

"Rip him to pieces! Rip his head off and look inside this time!!" cackled the dead star's mother. "I gave birth to that pervert and I want compensation!" barked the ancient hag to reporters.

"Put his ass through the blender!" barked LoToilet Jackson to anyone who would listen. "Gimme, gimme, gimme that dough. It's mine!!" she shrieked. LoToilet's eyes began popping out of her head and she had to be sedated.

A few of the Jackson brothers, Jerkoff and Bugoff, were briefly arrested at the morgue. They both tried ripping at Michael's poor body with their hands and teeth in their insane quest for money.

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