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Sunday, 28 June 2009

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Because of multiple wardrobe malfunctions, this is the only part of the Janet Jackson interview pictures that can be shown.

The body of the late King of Pop, Michael Jackson, will be donated to the famous Wax Museum of London after the funeral. Family spokesperson Janet Jackson revealed the reasons for this in a private interview outside of the family compound.

"We think that Michael should be preserved for the ages. Since he already was 80% plastic, no mummification processes will be needed in order to keep him in the same condition for generations of people to enjoy."

"We see Michael's body the same way that some people see the old Pharoah's. It is a gift for the ages."

It should be noted that, during the interview, Janet Jackson had six different wardrobe malfunctions.

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