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Sunday, 28 June 2009

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According to the Bollywood Times, American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert has had to get a personal restraining order out against show judge, Simon Cowell and he claims he had a very good reason to do so.

Lambert told the Times that Simon keeps popping up everywhere he goes. "Take Saturday nigh, my friend and I were really into it and we forgot to lock the door to his apartment and suddenly, in come Simon Cowell who immediately begins undressing."

"That's a little too much, don't you agree?"

The Times also claims that Cowell is beginning to get violent and in one case a close friend of Lambert's was beaten up by a hired gang.

He says he gets anonymous calls and e-mails and bouquets of flowers every single day.

Lambert reportedly told a judge that Cowell had "indicated that it is a common thing for old friends to go to a sauna together. Why, I'd sooner go in one with that old cow, Susan Boil On Her Ass."

After viewing the photographs of the Lambert's friend's brutal beating, the judge issued a personal restraining order on Cowell who probably hit the roof and will come out with his own story.

"We can remain in business together for the tours, but for now, Cowell will have to make do with the naked pix I gave him", he allegedly told the Bollywood Times . No closeness except for business...and with others around."

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