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Saturday, 27 June 2009

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Disney doll Miley Cyrus, 16, reportedly gave her boyfriend a lap dance - after she was seen drinking champagne and partying at a New York hotspot until 2:45 AM with Nick Jonas and a group of pals.

A source told the New York News: "Miley looked nothing like the sweet little 'Hannah Montana' she once was as she treated Jonas to a series of raunchy lap dances. She was having a wild night, drinking Veuve Clicquot straight out of the bottle."

But Miley reportedly went all embarrassed when the DJ played her song 'Hoedown Throwdown' - according to reports, Cyrus looked embarrassed and immediately stopped dancing. The actress-and-singer was later helped out of the club by her friends.

In other news, Miley is set to star in three new movies: "The Last Song" (inspired by a Hilary Duff song of the same name), the indie musical "Higher We'll Reach" (alongside Colin Firth and Kelly Osbourne) and the much-anticipated horror "Mamma Mia!" which depicts the story of a suffered teen who deals with nightmares of her being raped by her own father.

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