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Saturday, 27 June 2009

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Sitting on her eggs...broody donor Paris Hilton

Los Angeles - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Deborah Rowe's opening gambit for sole custody of all three Michael Jackson children has been thrown into disarray.

Her pursuit of maternal rights over seven year-old Blanket - aka Prince Michael II, has proved to be something of a damp squib after official DNA tests confirmed he was conceived from an egg donated by LA socialite Paris Hilton.

Fifty year-old Palmdale horse breeder Rowe initially approached the secret Bakersfield surrogate whose rent-a-womb activities resulted in little baby Blanket.

But Paris Hilton's lawyers had apparently got there first and have gagged the mystery baby factory woman with a $10 million offer, said to be beyond her capacity to refuse.

Britney Spears may contest the DNA findings.

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