Michael Jackson was no paedophile, merely a troubled individual who had moments of naughtiness - so said behavioural psychologist Dr. Amanda Hugginkiss.
"He was just a little, timid boy pleading to be let out" is how the Doctor described one child who was in Jackson's care, but she adds "Jackson locked him in the toy chest for some good, innocent naughty fun" which made it "alright" in the eyes of the medical profession.
Jackson never recovered his standing after two major child-abuse scandals in the late 90's and in 2005.
His downward spiral possibly lead to his early death on Thursday from a suspected heart attack.
"I blame the children", said Dr. Hugginkiss, "If they weren't so dame adorable and cute, Micheal probably wouldn't have bothered them.
"Why didn't the parents make them look ugly and unappealing to beloved St. Micheal? Shame on them. Shame on them all!"