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Saturday, 27 June 2009

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"What in blazes is going on with the movie?"

That's what Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and several actors in the movie want to know.

Is it snake bit or wolf & vampire bit?

Summit Entertainment Summit has announced that Native American/First Nation actors Chaske Spencer, Bronson Pelletier, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon, Lance Dyson and Tyson Houseman are starring in the "New Moon" movie and Dyson was interviewed today amidst the Michael Jackson circus and he's expressing the same thoughts that the other actors in the movie are thinking.

"First we hear about the 'extra wolf' in with my guys and I've seen it also. That was NOT one of us."

"Next we hear there's a libel suit with the writer that will cause delays but that's been settled."

"Last week, it was the filmed portions themselves that were messed with and Pattinson almost ran over by a cab in New York City. The whole thing comes down to the fact that someone wants to delay the end of the year opening of New Moon. Why? I don't know but there's sure a lot of things happening to try and delay it."

"Maybe someone should check out what other movies are scheduled to be released then. Remember the Harry Potter thing last time? There's a LOT of money involved here and when it comes to show biz, I've learned first hand that money comes first, fans and even actors, second."

"It's just my opinion, But I think it's over the release of other movies at the time. If New Moon gets knocked back to February or March, 2010, someone seems to think it will help other releases during the Holidays."

Dyson is not the only member of the cast that's troubled, especially after the new York Taxi event. Their star, Robert Pattinson, was only inches away from a very serious injury.

Meanwhile, things are troubling enough that there are now reports of a police investigation.

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