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Topics: Michael Jackson

Saturday, 27 June 2009

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Michael Jackson has finally made it to his place in Never Never Land. Wonder what he thought it would be like? Probably forgot about Captain Hook and the croc with the clock.

Sorry, Wendy, or Lisa Marie and the others aren't coming with you but the lost boys turned out to be Bat Boy's chums from the land of the Weakly World Newz.

Bet that's a THRILLER!

Peter Pan has had heart surgery lately but I wouldn't count on him being there any time soon, but if I were you, I'd stay hid till Pan does come back.

Even if Pan now thinks he's Patch Adams.

Maybe he could talk the one-eyed wonders from Somali busy once he arrives.

But there have been many changes over the years.

For one thing, Hook and the Croc are now friends.

But there are probably bigger crooks and crocs and you can pay them off on the Never Never for past indiscretions, like the..what 20 million dollars..to the one lad who squealed?

The clock's getting louder, there a menacing laugh and the Bat Boys are circling like flying monkeys. Guess you'll just have to beat it.

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