Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) refuse to jump on the Wacko Jacko bandwagen by not sending their filthy, scumbag reporters into the Wacko funeral parlour. Therefore Jaggedone sent one of his intrepid CIA reporters into the Eminem household to find out Em's reaction to the sudden death of Wacko.
CIA Star-Reporter, Anal "Redbutt Chimp" Boysonly, caught the following conversation betweeen Eminem, 50 Cent and Dr.Dre in the palatial gardens of Em's mansion:
"Fuck me Em ol Wackos topped it and we haven't even rapped it, in da Club like," said 50Cent caressing his tatooed muscles and $500.000,00 gold chain!
"Yeah 50-ty no news is good news, that bitch just went out like a turd being flushed down my golden bog, and I just released my latest crap CD without even mentioning his fucking nose!"
"Nevermind Em, 50-iddy, I, Dr Dre will release a rap-cover album of Wackos greatest hits and sell trillions including, Butt-THRILLER, I'M-fucking so-BAD, BILLIE the 10 year old QUEEN, BEAT the butt out of IT, etc, you can both do backing vocals and we'll hip hop the shit all over the planet!"
"Great idea Dre, I'll be the first "Wigger" (white nigger) to cover Wackos greatest hit "Butt Thriller", I'll rap about Neverland, Kiddies sleep-overs and the parents who knew that Wacko slept with em and then blackmailed the shit out of the Muvva Fucker!"
"Ok EM and 50-iddy what shall we call the album?"
50Cent thought for a while and then came up with the brilliant new name for the Wacko cover album:
"Dr.Dre's, Eminem's, 50Cent's, Thriller Tribute to the King of Pop, Kiddies Porno and Plastic Nose Jobs!!!"
CIA star reporter, Anal "Redbutt Chimp" Boysonly, hastily left the famous rappers chuckling over a "Bootie Job" with several black, big boobed, stunning beauties and a bottle or two of Don Perignon to lick it off after!!