Micheal Jackson converted to the Church of Scientology before his sudden death last night.
The 'King of Poo Poo' apparently made the decision after watching a Tom Cruise movie in which Tom Cruise takes off his shirt and makes love to a woman wearing very little.
The Church of Scientology is known for its good works and kind and caring assistance to troubled teens of rich people, students, bored housewives and Hollywood stars who just can't seem to get that extra security to prevent their scandalous bestiality-tinged lifestyles out of the press.
It's been said that Jackson's upcoming 50-date London, England concerts were a fund raising effort on behalf of the struggling kindly church.
In return, the Church would fill each of his press conferences with undercover Scientology 'agents' to deflect any unwelcome media intrusions into the stars alleged child-abusing adventures.