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Friday, 26 June 2009

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"I Heard Farrah Started The Moon Walk Dance?"

The spokesman for Farrah Fawcett would like to announce that Ms. Fawcett, who passed away yesterday, was NOT known as the King of Pop!

Bill Rebacher, who was also a friend of the late actress says that he is getting pretty doggone tired of teens and twenty-year-olds getting the death of the real King of Pop, Michael Jackson, mixed up with the actress, Farrah Fawcett.

"What's the matter with these people? Haven't they seen the famous poster of our Farrah? It seems not."

"Farrah was a beautiful woman who did not have her appearance changed over the years and was not an especially great dancer. She played in a couple of great movies and did the fun show on TV, "Charlie's Angels".

"I guess it's the age thing but surely these younger people today don't get the sex of those earlier performers mixed up!"

Meanwhile, piles of sympathy cards continue to arrive and big bunches of bouquets, half of them for "Farrah Fawcett, The King of Pop!"

Wonder if the Michael Jackson people are getting sympathy cards for "One of Hollywood's Sexiest Artist"?

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