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Friday, 26 June 2009

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Where's The Real Michael Jackson?

A police coroner shocked everyone this morning when he announced that the body brought in to the hospital was NOT the real Michael Jackson.

Through DNA testing and comparing them with Jackson's DNA fo years ago, someone has been impersonating Jacko for several years now.

Perhaps that's why he kept putting off shows, stated one authority.

Fans of Jackson say that something had changed several years back, especially after he married Lisa Marie.

After that, this "Michael Jackson" began acting even crazier.

Could it be that Lisa Marie spilled the family secret on how her dad had faked his death years ago and Michael came up with a plan to have a peaceful rest to his life.

The Presley secret seemed to involve Elvis' twin brother who was supposedly dead at birth but was actually severely handicapped and taken care of in a home. When Jesse died, Elvis saw his chance for freedom, as they buried his twin brother.

Jackson's whole demeanor changed about the time of his "marriage" to Lisa Marie and his appearance changed to help him get away.

So where is Jackson now? Whatever happened to Elvis?

Perhaps everything will come out now, especially when the DNA evidence says THIS is not Michael Jackson of 15 years ago!

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