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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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Penis Minus Wilson (not his real name) who has the world's smallest penis and who has the number one website on the internet because there are so many that are curious or want to feel good about their own manhood, has announced that he will be putting out a calender for 2010.

"There are some really great pics, 12 in all of course, of carefully posed pictures where you can actually see my penis, but you'll need the little magnifying glass that comes with the calender."

"Be sure you get the free attached magnifying glass. You don't want to wind up in "Returns" at Wally World and someone yelling, 'And there's no magnifying glass so your penis can be seen?' "Just be sure to check."

"Also be sure to have the calendar up on the wall every day so you can refer your lady to the picture of the month and say something like, 'Come here honey and look at THIS month's pic with this here magnifying glass.' That should put you in good standing."

The Inquisitor asked why he was doing this and wasn't it embarrassing?, Penis Minus Wilson (not his real name but IS his real penis) said that he could do everything anonymously and he would make a lot of money off the calendars as he has with advertisers on his #1 website.

"Once you have all that money, you'll find a sweet lady somewhere, or rather, she'll find you."

"Be sure you see September, 2010 as I'm hid in a haystack!"

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