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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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God wonders "just who is this Charlie?"

Farrah Fawcett, life companion of Ryan O'Neal and former founding member of Charlie's Angels, passed away surrounded by family and friends. Fawcett has battled cancer in recent years. She was raised in Corpus Christi, Texas and attended the University of Texas in Austin, but has been a California resident for many years.

In an exclusive interview from his vacation home in the Bahamas, God responded to questions about her death. "Yes, I brought Farrah home. Who's this Charlie guy supposed to be anyway? All of the Angels either belong to me or to Satan (and the Hell'a Angels belong to him too)."

"No, I didn't just bring her back to me because she was a hot blonde. I mean, it was just her time to go. The fact that I've had her poster up on the wall in my office since the mid-70's and wore out a couple of VHS tapes of Saturn 3 has nothing to do with it."

Charlie (Charles Townsend) could not be reach for comment, but Bosley was heard to be in mourning and was soothing himself by hanging out with large groups of 30ish year old hot women with guns.

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