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Thursday, 25 June 2009

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Maria Belen Chapur

Buenos Ares, Argentina - The photo of the mistress of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford, was released today by the local Buenos Ares press.

The mistress, Maria Belen Chapur, is believed to be about 43 years-old, although her photograph would lead one to believe she is at least twenty years younger.

Ms. Chapur is said to be an executive of the company 'Bunge and Born'. While initially it was reported that the company was involved in agriculture, in fact their operation consists of giving overdue pregnant women bungie jumps in the hopes that it may induce childbirth. The company is currently seeking to market franchise operations in North America.

Coincidently, the photograph released bears a striking resemblance to a stock photograph used by the internet-based tabloid, thespoof.com.

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