Los Angeles - (ReUterus): In what has been described as a classic Jade Goody copycat caper Charlie's Angels legend Farrah Foreskin is to marry her tempestuous long-suffering partner Ryan O'Neal.
The couple have signed a multi-million dollar cable tv rights deal to Fawcett's rapid Pearly Gates ascent brought on by the metastasis of her rectal cancer.
However, unlike Goody's eventual spouse Jack Weed, the 61 year-old actress's intended is not actually facing imminent jailing on grevious bodily harm charges.
But his 2007 deadly weapon assault and negligent discharge of a firearm charges indictment certainly fulfills some of the iconic Goody nuptials scenario.
The couple's 24 year-old son Redmond, currently in jail on narcotics charges, is to be best man.
Tatum O'Neal is 45.