Television psychologist Dr. Philip McGraw's wife, Robin, tells reporters that the doc is a "big old goofy man" and she is much too attractive for him.
"Phil is this big ol' bald guy, just eat up with Stupid. I'm way too pretty to be seen with him," she said. Ms. McGraw was exiting a Los Angeles coffee shop when reporters stopped her. "Phil is sweet but I really must have been bombed out of my gourd when I married the man. He is nowhere near as smart as he appears on TV. Guys are always asking me what I'm doing with this guy. They say I can do alot better. Now I am beginning to wonder."
Ms. McGraw also says she's tried to persuade him to buy a toupee' but he refuses. "I keep telling him, Phil, you're blinding me with the shine on that head. Come on, you big ape, get a hairpiece. If you wanna be seen with me, you gotta get a rug. He just looks like some big stupid walking cueball. I have to talk slow because he's a moron."
We attempted to contact Dr. Phil for comment, but the gravitational pull from his head disrupted satellite communications for several hours.