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Friday, 19 June 2009

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Cher Expecting A Son This Time

Hollywood CA-- Former superstar Cher, 68, is confused about everything and is on the edge of a complete nervous breakdown. Cher believes she must give birth to her daughter Charity again, for Chasity to become a man. Cher is terrified of giving birth to a 500-pound, 40 year old son, and doesn't know what to do.

Cher was recently seen at Sears, shopping for tents to wear as maternity clothes. Shoppers noticed the scrawny hag checking her belly every ten seconds to see if anything was growing. She appeared very dazed and confused.

"The man plants the seed in the woman's tummy, and then a baby pops out." she was overheard mumbling to herself. "So what happens if the baby is bigger than me?" she cried.

She walked out of Sears in a stupor and stumbled around the mall for hours until security spotted her. A nice guard drove her home, and urged her to seek psychiatric attention.

Cher broke down in tears after she arrived at her estate. She thought of her daughter and wept some more.

"Am I going to give birth to my own grandson?" she mumbled to herself. The estate was as empty as her brain and she was absolutely alone.

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