Hollywood CA-- Former superstar Cher said she is tired of growing older and watching her body sag. Her daughter's decision to become a man has inspired the insipid star. Cher won't become a man; but she will become a mannequin!
The stupid star saw a silver mannequin in a store window on Rodeo Drive on Saturday. It's sleek, burnished body reminded Cher of her younger days and she became jealous. She phoned the store manager and bought the dummy for $1,000.00. She next phoned her plastic surgeon; Dr. Yuwill Feelgood. The doctor is the same, saintly miracle worker who performed dozens of plastic surgeries on Michael Jackson.
Dr. Feelgood told Cher he'd be happy to chop her head off and transplant it onto the mannequin's body. He assured the dim-witted star it was a wonderful idea and that he guaranteed the star she would never grow a day older!
"I can't wait to be a mannequin." said the silly star. "I can look out the window all day, and everyone will admire my sleek, burnished body. How much do mannequin's make an hour?? I bet it's a lot, like maybe a zillion dollars." mumbled the moron.
Cher will have the surgery tomorrow. She is a little confused about why the doctor wanted to be paid before the operation instead of afterwards.