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Wednesday, 17 June 2009

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Hollywood, CA - A photo of Miley Cyrus in an advanced state of undress and eating a banana and jam sandwich is likely real, according to an anonymous expert with the Center of Forensic Food Pathologists in Washington D.C.

Said the source, "Analysis of the refectivity of the jam and in particular the angle with which the banana is entering the subject's mouth is, although not entirely conclusive, surely, on a statistical basis, it would lead one to surmise that there has been absolutely no doctoring of this photo whatsoever. It is a genuine photo of the subject, Miley Cyrus, consuming a run-of-the-mill, garden variety, if you will, banana and jam sandwich."

"From a statistical standpoint, if a photoshop expert had tried to emulate this particular activity, vise ve, a subject eating a banana and jam sandwich, the odds of that expert coming as close to the real thing, as we see in this photo, would be extremely low. The jam itself, which is portrayed as a strawberry jam, would be very hard to recreate without some artifacts or 'mislayed' pixels betraying the fact that the photo is a fake. We have none of that here. It is flawless."

Calls to the news organization that broke the Miley Cyrus 'BJ' photo were met with the as yet undeciphered response, "I say chaps, it sounds to me like you've got the wrong photo."

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