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Wednesday, 17 June 2009

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Jose - New Favourite for BB10

Three new housemates are set to enter the Big Brother house tomorrow; but they aren't boring this time!

Juan, Carlos, and Jose are set to the enter the house wearing poncho and sombrero and carryin maracas. But they won't become real housemates. To do that, they need to eat an housemate existing housemate.

Juan already has his eyes set on Dogface "She so pretty! She will taste good. Arriba!". While Jose and Carlos couldn't care less "We like human flesh!".

Along with that task they will also be required to dance around the garden that is being reshaped into a sombrero everytime they hear 'The Mexican Hat' song and shake their maracas everytime they hear La Bamba.

The programmes creators were asked if it was unethical to feed housemates to zombies. They told us "It doesn't really matter does it. No one will remember them anyway. ".

When asked what will happen if the Mexican Zombies eat all the housemates, a source told us "They are fighters! They aren't loyal! They will turn on each other and then for the next 10 weeks will we just show immortal zombies eating each other."

Jose is 2/1 Favourite to Win BB10.

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