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Tuesday, 16 June 2009

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Lohan and Hilton part of the low low II QQ

Gossip columnists, paparazzi and exploiters of the undeserving rich and infamous have established a foundation to test the intelligence quotient of the many poor bastards that are constantly hounded and persecuted for their supposed star power.Many actresses and actors did quite well on the IQ tests. Mel Gibson even in a drunken stupor scored a surprising just below mildly retarded level.

On the bottom of the scale, psychological experts in celebrity intelligence were shocked to find that certain big names in the show business business had pretty miserable IQ scores. Madonna scored lower than all 14 year old Palestinean virgins who gave birth to messiahs. Michael Jackson's results rivaled only inanimate objects and Hollywod star animals like Lassie and Rin-Tin-Tin.

The bottom of the barrel scores went to favorite pot shots of paparazzi Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton. Photographer to the tabloids, Exploiterazzi Noclass commented on the selection of Hilton and Lohan: If I were a wildlife photojournalist, I would compare shooting these two as the easy task of taking pictures of wildebeasts. The poor creatures just stand there till photogs or hunters just shoot them...

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