Family members of surgically enhanced actress/singer Cher, whose husband Sonny wasn't very good at avoiding oncoming trees according to sources, and whose offspring has been closely linked with a sex change operation have stated categorically to the press that Cher is still a woman.
Women tend to be great at cooking, have fantastic organisational skills, multi task, make great parents, and in many cases have fantastic tits.
According to sources, Cher is still a woman and she does have tits. She allegedly dangles them off her chest, which, insist family members, makes her a bona fide woman. Some women have doubted the claim, but for what it's worth this particular writer believes Cher's side of the story and invites the actress/chanteuse around to his gaff for a cup of tea and a full English breakfast.
Providing she gets suited up like she did in 1990.
"That would do for me." the writer told us.
More mundanity when it comes in.