Women we spoke to this morning generally poured cold water over the claims of ex-Spice Girl Mel B that she has sex five times a day with her current beau. As well as being a working mum who also adheres to a vigorous exercise regime.
"Now that's taking multi-tasking to a whole new level," Marina Stingray told us as she shopped at Manchester's Trafford Centre. "Mind you, it would be kind of interesting to be slipped a length while loading up the washing machine."
"Five times a day?" snorted Veronica Whitebread. "I'm not having that. It's not possible. Not even with surgically enhanced breasts."
Most women we spoke to expressed similar sentiments about the sultry ex-Spice Girl's claim. One man however greeted the revelation with a beaming smile. Arnold Dovecote, on a day trip to the Trafford Centre from Telford told us:
"Five times a day? I'd be up for that. I quite like the idea of bonking my brains out five times a day with a sultry sex siren like her. Mind you, she must spend a lot of time in the shower. Or she'd be a bit whiffy like."
At which point, we left. As we had a bus to catch. More when we get to wherever it is we're going to.