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Thursday, 11 June 2009

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Tehran, Iran - Iranian President MacMoody Ima Dinnerjacket says that if he loses the election Friday, he wants to tour with Susan Boyle.

Speaking on assurances that his words would not hit the press until after the election, Mr. Ima Dinnerjacket said that he was a big fan of Broadway hit tunes and could easily fit in the roll of sidekick to Susan Boyle if she ever gets a career off the ground.

"My favourite showtune is from Oklahoma! 'I'm just a girl who can't say no'. I used to sing that in front of a mirror with a hair brush. Very catchy tune. It reminds me of the line from the Koran:

But there came after them an evil generation, who neglected prayers and followed and sensual desires, so they will meet perdition.

It is to remind us that all the single ladies must remain chaste and untouched. All the single ladies, all the single ladies. All the single ladies, all the single ladies. Hahahaha! All of my favourites are old standards; none of the new ones.

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