News has just reached us that Fergie, the author of the books about Budgie the Helicopter is to have her wax-work melted to form Hazel Blears.
The popular former wife of Prince 'Randy Andy' Andrew has not been in the news lately, so it was felt that her statue was to make way for one of Blears.
A spokesman told us:
'It seemed like the right thing to do, and the right time to do it. Fergie has a new career going as a member of the Black Eyed Peas, and is now really only famous for some sh*te Children's books she wrote, a bit like Madonna. Hazel Blears on the other hand is only half the size of Fergie, in terms of height, and the rest of the wax is needed to make candles to light our new Hallway of Horrors, or the British Politicians currently working exhibition. We have to keep on our toes for that though, as it changes all of the time'.
A statue of Caroline Flint is to be used for Window Dressing.