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Topics: Eminem, Bobby Davro

Wednesday, 20 March 2002

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Bobby sans his numerous celebrity friends

Bobby Davro, considered one of the greatest living comedians has announced that he is the real slim shady! The announcement brings an end to rumours that Bobby Davro had started selling carpets.

"Yeah" he said "I am the mastermind behind Eminem. I had to release all my tension. Every summer I had to do stand-up in front of 7 people in Torquay. That's not a good living, so I decided to write rap songs and use some one to front them. My first choice was William Hague, but Hague had just become conservative leader but he is the greatest rapper out there. His yorkshire accent just gets my freak on!."

Bobby now lives alone. "My wife left me after she found out."

"She started laughing so I smacked her and tied her up. I thought she was enjoying it. We all laugh about it now."

Bobby Davro seems to have lost the plot.

"I am happy now, just me and my geese. I love their feathers and their snappy beaks. You must be quick or you'll get a nasty bruise." He writes from the heart, as an abusive junkie. "Yeah, I've tried everything sexual or drugs related".

Bobby Davro can now be blaimed not only for having the worst Ringo Starr impression this sided of Poole, but now for Eminem.

Bobby, my crew are after you!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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