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Sunday, 7 June 2009

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Police speculated yesterday that accidental suffocation may have caused the brain death of Frayster Chebby, whose body was found in a bathroom wearing panty hose and high heels in South Dakota with a rope tied to his neck, wrist, tiny genitals and an abused Gerbil which was found shoved into his nether region yet the rodent escaped shaken from the ordeal but survived with no apparent injury.

The circumstances under which Chebby's brain ceased to function have led to speculation that the 72-year-old impotent Frayster may have been engaged in a dangerous form of sex play known as auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A nursing home attendant found Chebby hanging in a stall of the womens restroom of his state funded treatment center in South Dakota where he was undergoing hormone therapy while waiting for gender reassignment. Attendants at the center said Chebby was very excited about the prospect of becoming Jesse and he often collected discarded bottles and cans along the roadway while wearing a thong and tube top to help offset the high cost of the procedure. His frequent requests to the White House to get President Obama to get public funding for his gender reassignment had gone unanswered yet Chebby still held out hope that additional monies would come his way from a government ballout.

Family representatives have declined to comment on possible autoerotic asphyxiation or to even acknowledge Chebby is a relative due to what some call strange activities which took place when he was younger involving severals neighbors livestock. Long known for his addiction to self-gratification and many sordid public stories regarding his pocket pool exploits, the evidence is quite strong that Chebby choked his little chicken one too many times.

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