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Saturday, 6 June 2009

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"Double, Double, Toil And Trouble!"

Actor Robert Pattinson was caught kissing Kristen Stewart's double in the movies Friday night completely by accident.

The romantic couple, Pattinson and Stewart had been using their stunt doubles from the Twilight movies to sneak away to themselves over the past couple of weeks, and when that failed, they would switch with a double and once again, fool the paparazzi by the fake showing themselves just a bit.

The photographers would think that since one of them is a stunt double, they had been fooled again when, all the time, Robert or Kristen would still be sitting at a table when the photographers left.

Later on in the evening they would switch back.

But on the way to all the fun and games with the press, has Robert Pattinson fell for the stunt double, who many say is a struggling young actress named Heather O'brien.

Friday night they pulled the second switch and as soon as the photographers recogized O'Brien, they got up and left. However, one guy was in the bathroom and when he saw his buddies leaving out the door, he looked over at the table and the two were kissing, with Heather over beside Pattinson.

So has the old double switch backfired?

The photographer said they saw him and quickly parted and he didn't have time to get a flash. "I wish I hadn't been so slow going back to my table", he told friends later.

However, a very flustered Robert Pattinson announced on his own initiative this morning that HE too was surprised when O' brien had suddenly kissed him and that he had spotted the reporter.

"This has got to end here", Pattinson reportedly told reporters in a hasty statement. "Either Heather was having a bit of fun or else, maybe she likes me, though she's never said so. End of statements."

Pattinson then left and each writer wrote his particular version or guess what had happened.

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