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Saturday, 6 June 2009

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Simon making the movie

Simon Cowell. Producer, Presenter, Friend to all, and now a Film Maker.

In a recent interview in 'Cookmaster Magazine', Simon revealed he was in the early stages of filming a movie about noneother than himself.

"I was looking in the mirror and thinking to myself.I thought 'God'!, I'm good looking, successful and have great teeth. Why hasn't there been a movie about me?"

Simon said the film would be a cross between his life, combined with Action-Adventure, Mystery, Horror and Erotic styles.

"I don't want to make a movie just about me and my success,that would be S***. I want to add elements that keep people captured from start to finish and a 9 hour biography of me narrating isn't the right way to do it."

Friends of Simon however are not too happy about his movie plans. Rumour has it that Chery Cole is displeased of the fact she is being played by Actress Anne Hathaway and that she will be Simons 'a bit on the side Warrior Queen' in the film.

Simon also revealed that he wanted Christian Bale to play him and that Simon Fuller would be the villain.

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